








Kale is Bullshit - Tee
All I eat is Green, Green, Green no matter what...if these are the lyrics you live by then we've got something for ya - whether you love it or hate it, we can all agree Kale is BullShit.
Please note - Effective 12/8, ALL SIZES are being printed as we speak, but are AVAILABLE NOW to purchase. Any orders including this tee will ship in full around 12/15.**
UPDATE, as of 12/16 these tees are in route we do apologize they will ship the week of 12/19.
Next Level brand, Tri-Blend, Polyester Cotton Rayon
Size Chart
Size Chart
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Length
Shirt laying flat, measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.
Width
Shirt laying flat, measured one inch below each arm hole across the chest.
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Men's Top Sizes | Length | Width |
X-Small |
26.5" | 16.75" |
Small | 27.5" |
18.25" |
Medium | 28.5" |
19.75" |
Large | 29.5" | 21.25" |
X-Large | 30.5" | 22.75" |
2X-Large | 31.5" | 24.75" |
3XL-Large | 32.5" | 26.75" |

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