How pretty is your box?

Ours..? Ours is nasty, a little funk smell, dingy, a few cobwebs, it's dark... but to us, it's basically a Dungeon, but to us, THAT'S PERFECT!

...you know by box, we mean our gym right? What else would we be talking about?

Anyways, look, we said it before, if you're not weird, you're weird...

Stranger Things made D&D cool, but like mainstream cool, we don't have to hide and play it or not talk about it... And why wouldn't everyone love it now that they understand (well, kinda) understand it... I mean basically a group of flawed heroes (um, thats me 👋 and that's you too) combining their skills and limited resources (um, every box I've ever sweat in) to face their fearsome enemies (burpees). And I don't know about you, but I think Deadlifts are pretty F*cking Magical so...

Dungeons & Deadlifts...

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